I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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