hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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