Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am spending my child support on dildos
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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