I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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