your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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