I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No subtext here. People are naked.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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