$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Randomize