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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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