before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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