i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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