So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Randomize