no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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