He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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