What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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