i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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