I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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