That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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