Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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