we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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