scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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