Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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