New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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