..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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