Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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