Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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