he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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