i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
They have beer where we have blood.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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