i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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