so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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