My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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