i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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