How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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