I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
