Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So squirting runs in the family.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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