Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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