like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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