what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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