I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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