I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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