Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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