So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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