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(248): View more from Michigan

At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself

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(804): View more from Virginia

they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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(562): View more from California

bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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(540): View more from Virginia

my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.

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(586): View more from Michigan

well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.

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