You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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