I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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