she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He has the fingertips of a God
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