happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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