We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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