She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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