At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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