Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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