All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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