so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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