We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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