i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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