They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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